He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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