And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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