She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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