i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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