i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
did i walk over a car last night?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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