my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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