Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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