some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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