just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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