I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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