Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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