Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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