Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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