Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is Oprah even human
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
