well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
