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apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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