ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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