Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize