when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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