fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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