Will you blow on my dice?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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