I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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