Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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