That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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