You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Two words: blizzard sex
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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