he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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