i don't like sucking hair
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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