you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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