she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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