loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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