You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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