I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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