I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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