thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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