Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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