U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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