Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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