Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm at about main and main street
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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