let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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