just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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