I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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