is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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