quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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