and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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