So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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