"it" just moved
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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