did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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