He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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