yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
