i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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