Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize