How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
