Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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