So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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